For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way
computers have enhanced our lives, read on. At a computer expo
(COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with
the auto industry and stated, "If General Motors had kept up with
technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving
$25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to a gallon".

In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release
stating: If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all
be driving cars with the following characteristics:

1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day.

2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to
buy a new car.

3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You
would have to pull over to the side of the road, close all of the
windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before
you could continue. For some reason you would simply accept this.

4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause
your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would
have to reinstall the engine.

5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was
reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive - but would
run on only five percent of the roads.

6. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all
be replaced by a single "This Car Has Performed An Illegal Operation"
warning light.

7. The airbag system would ask "Are you sure?" before deploying.

8. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out
and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door
handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.

9. Every time a new car was introduced car buyers would have to learn
how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate
in the same manner as the old car.

10.You'd have to press the "Start" button to turn the engine off.

以前觉着是放P，今天才认识到这句话的正确性。

男人通常思考事情是不用脑子的，或者可能是猪脑子吃多了。

小树林中的那一幕如同故事一样，自己和他们擦肩而过，然后若无其事的走开～～～

自己一直不知道，原来她有男朋友

 

今天是休假的第一天，恰好赶上国际儿童节，^_^

去逛逛公园，然后奖励自己一顿KFC，^_^

晚上和哥们泉城广场边上的LUNA咖啡，夜宵喊上哥们的MM搞顿必胜客^_^

奢侈啊！

儿童节快乐！